Pew! Pew! Pew! If you don’t know already that’s laser gun sounds as made by my mouth. That’s my comment about Star Guard by Vacuum Flowers! That’s it! Kidding of course… this game is more fun than playing Star Wars with your 7-year-old friends and arguing who’s going to be Han Solo and who’s going to be Darth Vader! “I get to be Darth Vader!” “But you’re always Darth Vader!” “I have the inhaler! Plus I know how to use the Dark Side of the force!” “I get Han Solo, because I’m cooler than you!” “But I don’t want to be Luke Skywalker, how come you guys always get Darth Vader and Han Solo?!?” “Because you’re just a kid” “I’m six years old!” “But we’re 7 now grab your lightsaber Luke, I am your father!” Well Star Guard is even better than that!
Note: While trying to be funny it may have sounded as sarcastic, but really Star Guard is retro-style-gaming-goodness and a side of fries! Here’s the video to prove it:
I almost should just leave it at this like I did with Space Spy, only in this case it would be because of how awesome it is, instead of, well… I’ll just leave it there. Anyways if you want to know more continue on…