Okay so the title of the review is a bit antagonistic. At least, it might seem that way to the game’s developer. I might normally be inclined to change it to put the most positive spin on the game, but this is exactly how I felt while playing the game. I want to let you know up front that I only played it for 8 or more hours but didn’t complete it. In B.E.E.P. by Big Fat Alien Games, you play a little robot named B.E.E.P. which stands for Built Exploration Extra-solar Planets. Actually you play a bunch of them as you undoubtedly will die many, many times. The game is essentially a physics-based puzzle-platformer (say that “five-times-fast”). If this is your cup-of-tea then read on.
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B.E.E.P. – An exercise in frustration.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011The Snakes of Avalon – A drunken tale in 4 Acts.
Friday, July 22nd, 2011The Snakes of Avalon has been described as weird. Is it weird? Well, yes — and no. In Snakes you play a guy who is perpetually drunk. What happens along the way may be weird by normal standards but in an alcohol-induced daze, not so much. There’s a murder plot, or maybe there’s not. You’ll have to decide…
The Cherokee Indian – It’s a game as well as a people!
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
Edit: Reposting this because the developer of The Cherokee Indian (Jr Jellybeans) actually entered the drawing. I know nothing about American Indians. And yes I call them American Indians because Columbus thought he was sailing to the West Indies, as opposed to Indian Americans those that actually come from India and become legal citizens of the US. As far as Wikipedia says, they are a “Native American people originally from the Southeastern United States. In the 19th century, the Cherokees were known as one of the "Five Civilized Tribes", because they had assimilated numerous cultural and technological practices of their European-American neighbors. According to the 2000 U.S. Census, they are the largest of the 563 federally recognized Native American tribes in the United States. Of the three federally recognized Cherokee tribes, the Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma and the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians have headquarters in Tahlequah, Oklahoma. The Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians is located in Cherokee, North Carolina.” Okay so basically I just filled some space with copy and paste from Wikipedia. I did this because I don’t think any jokes concerning the Cherokee would be appropriate. Plus I don’t know any jokes concerning them or any American Indians, and it would probably just be in bad taste if I did. So now on with the game yeah!
I’m sorry but the game needs a little work, it’s ok, but it’s not great. See more, next.