Dude… Wait, what? Today’s game review is a browser-based game called Cat, Cat, Watermelon! It’s by Lexaloffle, don’t you know? Yep… Good old Cat, Cat, Watermelon. It’s about umm Cats and… oh… Watermelons. Apparently there are more than just cats and watermelons to this game… there are also beach balls and umm… bowls. and… more things… that you can stack. Can you stack all the objects without it toppling over? I’m sure there are a ton of objects in this physics-based game. What? You mean I didn’t tell you it was physics-based? Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle (I think I used that line before, blame the 80’s GI Joe cartoon)
Since I didn’t have a video of the game and since you can actually play it on the web (no downloading or anything!) I’ve decided to give you an idea of the game with this video… Trust me there really is a game review after the video.
Okay so by now you already know the drill. It doesn’t appear that there’s any major changes in the rest of the Ben Jordan games. Obviously it’s going to be a good story. The graphics seem similar to the rest, but I haven’t played it yet. I will get to it in a moment. I will probably like the music. Okay so why am I writing a review when I haven’t actually played it yet. Well I’m late and I’m running out of things to talk about in the first paragraph of these BJ cases. I’m going to be playing it and giving you the review as I play it. How’s them apples.
Obviously rocks can’t cook, I mean, they have absolutely no utensils. You could cook some rocks though. Well it wouldn’t make for a tasty meal, but you could toast them with laser fire! You know. Beep…… Boop…… Beep……. Boop……. Jing-jing-jing. Beep… Boop… Beep… Boop… Jing-jing. Do-de-do-de-do-de-do-de-do. Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop. Jing-jing-jing. Pash! Next ship. Okay so the beeps and boops is the music or background ambient sound, the jing-jing is the sound of the laser fire, the do-de-do is that little flying saucer that comes out for extra bonus points, and the “Pash” is the sound of your ultimate demise. Okay so it’s hard to faithfully reproduce the sounds of