My next XBLCG game review centers around a battle in a kitchen sink! We’ve all been there before. Before we wash the dishes they are in a constant struggle to see who gets what spot of the sink! That’s right! Dishes duking it out, trying to see who reigns supreme. But be careful you don’t get sucked into the drain or it could mean a damaged garbage disposal!
Ever wonder what it’s like to be miniaturized and injected into the body of a rabbit? Well neither did Lt. Tuck Pendleton as he mistakenly gets injected into hypochondriac Jack Putter! I mean whoa, flashback to the 80’s! Where was I? Oh yeah, miniaturization. My next XBLCG review is for a game called Biology Battle by Novaleaf Game Studios. In it you play a nanobot? What? You can’t play a nanobot, that’s not really a character? Well be that as it may you are a teeny, tiny, teensy, weensy, little nanobot. So small in fact you can fit into a cell! And that’s just what you do too. You go into a cell to do some battle! Some BIOLOGY BATTLE!
All right, all right, I know… it’s “Welcome to the jungle” … but I’m speaking of the dungeon. The DUNGEON OF FEAR! I mean DUNGEONS OF FEAR! As in many dungeons, as in plural. Dungeons of Fear is a text based game, and a website, by Brian Sauer. Teh greatest website EVAR! Okay, so I exaggerate. I went to this guy’s page, and saw all these games he had on there, and that impressed me. Am I’m not easily impressed… (Tin foil? ooooh shiny!) – wait wait, I said I’m not easily impressed, and said nothing about not being easily distracted. “Ooh string!” If one looks at the website, one doesn’t think much of it. When one looks at the games on the website, one doesn’t think much of it. However, the one thing that’s really hard for aspiring game developers is to finish games.