My next XBLCG game review centers around a battle in a kitchen sink! We’ve all been there before. Before we wash the dishes they are in a constant struggle to see who gets what spot of the sink! That’s right! Dishes duking it out, trying to see who reigns supreme. But be careful you don’t get sucked into the drain or it could mean a damaged garbage disposal!
Ever wonder what it’s like to be miniaturized and injected into the body of a rabbit? Well neither did Lt. Tuck Pendleton as he mistakenly gets injected into hypochondriac Jack Putter! I mean whoa, flashback to the 80’s! Where was I? Oh yeah, miniaturization. My next XBLCG review is for a game called Biology Battle by Novaleaf Game Studios. In it you play a nanobot? What? You can’t play a nanobot, that’s not really a character? Well be that as it may you are a teeny, tiny, teensy, weensy, little nanobot. So small in fact you can fit into a cell! And that’s just what you do too. You go into a cell to do some battle! Some BIOLOGY BATTLE!
Wha-huh? Top Wafer Thin Pizza Batter? To Win Twenty Pieces Back? Till Wind Tears Prairie Bears? Tough Women Tickle Poor Boys? Oh wait I got it – Twenty Wait to Pay Bills, sounds like a headline doesn’t it? Heck I gotta million of ‘em. We could create acronyms till the cows came home. I don’t really understand what the letters mean either. But our next game is called T.W.T.P.B. And again I say “Wha-huh?” This doesn’t really give you any idea of what this game is about, but that’s where I come in.