Ever wonder what it’s like to be miniaturized and injected into the body of a rabbit? Well neither did Lt. Tuck Pendleton as he mistakenly gets injected into hypochondriac Jack Putter! I mean whoa, flashback to the 80’s! Where was I? Oh yeah, miniaturization. My next XBLCG review is for a game called Biology Battle by Novaleaf Game Studios. In it you play a nanobot? What? You can’t play a nanobot, that’s not really a character? Well be that as it may you are a teeny, tiny, teensy, weensy, little nanobot. So small in fact you can fit into a cell! And that’s just what you do too. You go into a cell to do some battle! Some BIOLOGY BATTLE!
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(xblig) Biology Battle – Everybody, into the miniaturizer! – XBLCG
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009TWTPB – To Win The Peanut Butter
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
Wha-huh? Top Wafer Thin Pizza Batter? To Win Twenty Pieces Back? Till Wind Tears Prairie Bears? Tough Women Tickle Poor Boys? Oh wait I got it – Twenty Wait to Pay Bills, sounds like a headline doesn’t it? Heck I gotta million of ‘em. We could create acronyms till the cows came home. I don’t really understand what the letters mean either. But our next game is called T.W.T.P.B. And again I say “Wha-huh?” This doesn’t really give you any idea of what this game is about, but that’s where I come in.
Death vs Monsters – Death takes a holiday and kicks some a…ahem posterior region. – Flash
Friday, March 20th, 2009Okay today is the first ever Flash Friday. What is Flash Friday you ask? Glad you asked. I’m going to be reviewing flash games on Friday’s, just like Wednesday’s are XBLCG hump days. And adventure games are sure to keep you out of the “I Hate Mondays” doldrums. So without further ado, the review. (Ha! I rhymed)
What are two of the most awesome things in the world? Er… no, I mean after pirates, and ninja’s… umm… and after zombies and samurai… and killer robots and giant robots… and after great burgers and chili-dogs and after Mountain Dew (okay so some of you may not like Mt. Dew, but ask almost any computer programmer and they’ll say Mt. Dew is the greatest), and even after really hot chicks… And now you got it, that’s right the two most awesome things in the world after pirates, ninja’s, zombies, samurai, killer robots, giant robots, burgers, chili-dogs, Mt. Dew, oh and I forgot dwarves and elves, after all of that, the two most awesome things in the world are, you guessed it, Death and Monsters!