"Should I have?"
"It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you old man. What’s the cargo?"
Okay okay, so that was the Millennium Falcon. But now we have the Space Falcon. Space Falcon Commander that is. Just what IS Space Falcon Commander, you ask? It’s a game. “I know it’s a game, you imbecile!” I hear you shout in your minds! It’s a game for the iPhone. Ahhh… Wait a second, Uhfgood, you don’t do iPhone games, do you? You’re quite right, I don’t have an iPhone, or an iPod Touch, which by the way if anyone could oblige me with one, I’ll be happy to review iPhone games, er that is, if you can actually play a demo on those things. Maybe they’re so low priced, they don’t do demos? However since this is Flash Friday, I had the opportunity to play a flash version of it.
Ever wonder what it’s like to be miniaturized and injected into the body of a rabbit? Well neither did Lt. Tuck Pendleton as he mistakenly gets injected into hypochondriac Jack Putter! I mean whoa, flashback to the 80’s! Where was I? Oh yeah, miniaturization. My next XBLCG review is for a game called 
